I know what you're thinking, an empty theater....what naughty adventure did I get myself into?
This was just an average day after work, and after a request of being wined and dined, we ended up in this empty theater with a large popcorn (extra butter) and a large drink (fruit punch). I couldn't keep my hands off of the popcorn, digging deeper and deeper into the bucket as I kept my eyes peeled for other movie goers. I didn't want anyone to see how we were getting down with the popcorn, and the movie didn't even start yet.
Sure enough, it was just our luck, because more people entered the theater, ruining our isolated moments of buttery bliss. But as soon as the lights dimmed, we were back at it again. After 15 minutes into the movie, I had to call it quits. That's just too much for me to handle.
Never would I allow myself to consume such a sugary sweet drink, and in such a large size, but after each handful, I needed to give my tongue a break from all of the salt and just get a good slurp. This drink was gone before the popcorn was done!
I know it's naughty to get a large popcorn for only 2 people, but these damn movie combo deals make it just a few cents more to go large. And going bigger just means you'll be getting bigger, because there's just so much more to put in your mouth.
On a side note, this movie Savages was also quite naughty. Reminded me of the show Weeds, but just the season when they messed with Mexico, minus the comedy, with wayyyy more blood and bombs, and equal parts sluttiness. Plus, seeing Salma Hayek as the big bitch in charge ain't so bad either.
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